How do you learn to bullshit ?

How do you learn to bullshit ? Maybe It's a good idea to go to the "Bullshit University" . Go to B.S.U. - Bull Shit University. They provide you with a Free Honorary Degree. They have everithing what a university needs : Bullshit Library (they call it “The Lie…brary”), Bullshit publications, Bullshit Studies, Bull Shit University Courses, ...

But the best of all is the Mission Statement:

1) How to lie, fabricate facts, evade the truth in a way the brings and advantage to the individual without harming another individual

2) To learn how to detect lies and fabrications of truth and evasion of truth that will bring harm to oneself or others.